need a giggle

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by neophyte, May 4, 2008.

  1. neophyte

    neophyte Wonderment :) Forum Contributor

    Definition of: "Vegetarian"
    Old Indian word for bad hunter

    A guy goes hunting an gets lost in the woods. Rembering the international distress signal of 3 shots, he fires three shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by, and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself; " I hope somebody comes this time because these are the last three arrows

    ask people why they have deer heads on there walls and they'll tell you; because they are such beautiful animals.
    I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have a photographs of her on the wall

    How can lost hunter find there way in the woods?
    By listening to the tree bark
     
  2. I love it! I'll tell my brother the arrow one since he does a lot of bow hunting!