Never trust the toilet...

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Mindy up North, Feb 27, 2018.

  1. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    That would freeze to death in my outhouse.
    But just in case.
    I have a few calibers, that will take out toilet monsters. :D
     
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  2. TXplt

    TXplt Gun Toting Boeing Driver Forum Contributor

    One other trick is those snap and pops--you have to lower the seat carefully but can put a few under each support for the seat. Someone sits down and a small BOOM !

    Might not be AS funny if the person responsible has to clean up any unexpected 'reactions' in the aftermath caused by surprise and improper body position.

    Or if the more keyed up person shoots back at the bowl.
     
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  3. jerry

    jerry Since 2002 Forum Contributor

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  4. jerry, I feel bad for that poor old toilet.

    It's had to take a lot of crap over the years........
     
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  5. shop tom

    shop tom G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    I'm the only one in my family that seems to know how to use the plunger.

    So I see a LOT of toilet monsters.
     
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  6. Wicked109

    Wicked109 G&G Evangelist

    In the first video it was going to be a double whammy...the toilet paper roll was empty. So, if they crapped in their pants, too bad...so sad.
     
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  7. jerry

    jerry Since 2002 Forum Contributor

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    I had to remove the toilet from the house to clear the problem when my nephew visited once :(
     
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  8. gandog56

    gandog56 G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    My nephew left me a NICE surprise after we had him over for dinner a month ago. I had to plunge it. Guess he never looks when he flushes it. I always do if I am a guest at a house, though it's kind of nasty if I have to go ask them where their plunger is.
     
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  9. runfiverun

    runfiverun G&G Evangelist

    if you make the appropriate noises at the correct volume while your in there it will be sitting outside the door.
     
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  10. timv

    timv G&G Enthusiast

    That would be good for your LAST day at a crummy place to work but don't expect a good recommendation


    Disclaimer- I posted this after a bad day at work, nothing went right, so I don't recommend doing this anytime
     
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2018
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  11. timv

    timv G&G Enthusiast

    Remember I said nothing went right last night so don't do it!

    Well now I'm unemployed , they said sales are down and you are laid off as now, that was at 2 pm today, since then I have updated my resume, rest of story is in

    The "What's going on with you now" thread
     
  12. I was given the job of removing, so called monsters from
    the womens toilets at a factory:eek:
    The scary monsters were the beautiful Green Tree Frogs
    that took refuge there in hot dry weather.
    Nothing makes you yell more than a cold wet frog
    landing on your bare butt.:D:D
     
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  13. jwrauch

    jwrauch G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Here's one I found IMG_0345.JPG
     
  14. shop tom

    shop tom G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    I hope you put it back.
     
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  15. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

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  16. Stickman

    Stickman Less well known member Forum Contributor

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    I'm guessing nobody wants to see the snakes and giant spiders that show up in toilets in some areas of the world. :rolleyes:
     
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  17. gandog56

    gandog56 G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    I always figure the methane I generate when I poop will kill 'em first!
     
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  18. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    I find my Giant House Spiders on walls and ceiling. They like the high country, not the toilet.
     
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  19. jwrauch

    jwrauch G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    A friend of ours heard a splashing sound and found a muskrat paddling around in their toilet !!