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Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Mindy up North, Feb 27, 2018.
That would freeze to death in my outhouse.
But just in case.
I have a few calibers, that will take out toilet monsters.
One other trick is those snap and pops--you have to lower the seat carefully but can put a few under each support for the seat. Someone sits down and a small BOOM !
Might not be AS funny if the person responsible has to clean up any unexpected 'reactions' in the aftermath caused by surprise and improper body position.
Or if the more keyed up person shoots back at the bowl.
jerry, I feel bad for that poor old toilet.
It's had to take a lot of crap over the years........
I'm the only one in my family that seems to know how to use the plunger.
So I see a LOT of toilet monsters.
In the first video it was going to be a double whammy...the toilet paper roll was empty. So, if they crapped in their pants, too bad...so sad.
I had to remove the toilet from the house to clear the problem when my nephew visited once
My nephew left me a NICE surprise after we had him over for dinner a month ago. I had to plunge it. Guess he never looks when he flushes it. I always do if I am a guest at a house, though it's kind of nasty if I have to go ask them where their plunger is.
if you make the appropriate noises at the correct volume while your in there it will be sitting outside the door.
That would be good for your LAST day at a crummy place to work but don't expect a good recommendation
Disclaimer- I posted this after a bad day at work, nothing went right, so I don't recommend doing this anytime
Remember I said nothing went right last night so don't do it!
Well now I'm unemployed , they said sales are down and you are laid off as now, that was at 2 pm today, since then I have updated my resume, rest of story is in
The "What's going on with you now" thread
I was given the job of removing, so called monsters from
the womens toilets at a factory
The scary monsters were the beautiful Green Tree Frogs
that took refuge there in hot dry weather.
Nothing makes you yell more than a cold wet frog
landing on your bare butt.
Here's one I found
I hope you put it back.
That had to feel rough coming out.
I'm guessing nobody wants to see the snakes and giant spiders that show up in toilets in some areas of the world.
I always figure the methane I generate when I poop will kill 'em first!
I find my Giant House Spiders on walls and ceiling. They like the high country, not the toilet.
A friend of ours heard a splashing sound and found a muskrat paddling around in their toilet !!