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New Car

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Mar 27, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    You Need A New Car When ...

    - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.

    - You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.

    - You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.

    - The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."

    - The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88" sticker.

    - You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.

    - Evel Kenievel refuses a free lift.

    - The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car.

    - The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian.
  2. :confused: That sounds like the car I just trade UP to.

  3. Shaun

    Shaun G&G Evangelist

    Hey the duct tape reference must mean your talking about Native Tennessean's because I would swear thats what a body shop means to most of them here. (remember I transplanted from PRK)