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You Need A New Car When ...

- You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.


- You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.


- You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.


- The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."


- The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88" sticker.


- You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.


- Evel Kenievel refuses a free lift.


- The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car.


- The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian.
 

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Hey the duct tape reference must mean your talking about Native Tennessean's because I would swear thats what a body shop means to most of them here. (remember I transplanted from PRK)
 
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