New War Strategy

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Eric, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. Eric

    Eric Guest

    The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba Dean, and Cooter are being sent in and told five things:
    1. The limit is two.
    2. The season ended last weekend.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music.
    5. Some are queer.

    That should just about do it.
  2. Ok Eric I agree. I hear camel is pretty good. As long as there isn't a muslim attached to it. I know bad taste.

  3. panhandler

    panhandler Guest

    1. Just two! Do they have game wardens over there?

    2. What season? You said they tasted like chicken! Ain't no season on chicken.

    3. I really like chicken!

    4. Just what the hell do they do for entertainment! I'm beginning to not like these fellers!

    5. You're being repetive. The first four statements already made that clear to us.

    Have a happy day!