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Newspaper Headlines In The Year 2035

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jul 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

    White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.

    Baby conceived naturally ... Scientists stumped.

    Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly
    known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon)

    Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity
    decreases to safe levels.

    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea
    Clinton has banned all smoking.

    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

    35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

    Texas executes last remaining citizen.

    Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

    Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

    Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE
    installation is completed.

    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats be registered by
    January 2036.:nod:
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Don't like Chelsea as prez, but glad George Z. is there to bump her outta the Whitehouse!