No swimming

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 9, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large
    pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse shoe
    courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it
    was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he
    hadn't been there for a while and look it over.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
    he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
    end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
    until you leave!"

    The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or get
    out of the pond.........

    I only came to feed my alligators............


  2. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Bwahahahaha! Being from Florida, I like realistic humor! :D