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Now I get it!

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 9, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Now I get it...This Explains It All! All babies start out with the same number of raw
    cells, which over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem
    occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby
    instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cell necessary to
    develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned
    elsewhere in the female.

    Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications
    center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs.
    If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that
    males are born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their cards are in their
    shorts.

    This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways.
    Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read. Little boys, however,
    will tend to do things like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls.
    This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the hormones
    kick into action and the trouble really begins. After puberty, not only the size of the
    male and female brains differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think
    with their heads.

    Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.
    Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only a
    small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental capacity
    but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking.

    Such men are known in medical terms as "Engineers." Other men suffer larger brain
    cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as "Fighter Pilots." A small
    number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins. These men are
    usually referred to as..."Mr. President or Mr. Congressman.":nod:
     
  2. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Dang! So size really does matter. I got the short end of the . . uh. . stick. LOL