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Nursing home conversation

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were
    sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

    "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,"
    said one.

    "I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even
    see my coffee," replied another.

    "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"
    said a third.

    "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

    "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced
    an old man.

    Then there was a short moment of silence.

    "Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully.
     
  2. Klaus

    Klaus G&G Newbie

    Sigh. I have seen too many people like this. I vividly remember one senile old lady who actually went 30 miles an hour, on a 45 MPH divided 4 lane road (2+2), driving right down the MIDDLE of the two lanes, acting totally oblivious to the 50 cars behind her , honking. Unfortunately, I and two of my brothers were in the vehicle, too. She was a total space case, but still had her license.