Off-Kilter Encyclopedia: More clutter for your brain: -- There are two golf balls on the moon. -- The average speed of Christopher Columbusâ€™ boats as he traveled across the Atlantic was 2.8 mph. -- Ellen Wooldridge, deputy chief of staff for the Secretary of the Interior, estimates that the number of times she has castrated a sheep with her teeth is â€˜â€˜fewer than 50.â€™â€™ Confirmation of the number will not be possible until a Japanese toy company invents Baa-Lingual, a device for translating the sounds of sheep into human language. -- The typical American spends two weeks of his or her life kissing. -- In Alabama, itâ€™s a felony to train a bear to wrestle. Training it to operate a submachine gun or drive a sport-utility vehicle is apparently OK, but do NOT train it to wrestle. -- In Massachusetts, itâ€™s against the law to keep a mule on the second floor of any building outside a city unless the structure has two exits.