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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Eric, Aug 31, 2002.

  1. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    A group of officers are standing around talking when a 1LT said
    "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."

    A Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more
    work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."

    Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than
    that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."

    They are all contemplating the conversation when a Master Sergeant
    walks by. The officers call the NCO over to ask his opinion. The
    Major says, "Excuse me Sergeant, we are having a discussion and
    would like your input."

    The 1LT says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain
    says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making
    love is 20% fun and 80% work. What is your opinion?"

    The Master Sergeant smiles and says:" Sir, you are all wrong. Making
    love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you
    would have the enlisted folks doing it for you.
     

  2. I heard this joke a while back but with an American, an Englishman and a Saudi Arabian== the Saudi said it was fun otherwise he'd hire a Filipino to do it for him...
     
  3. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    I can picture my old Senior Chief saying that, and several officers come to mind too. :D