A group of officers are standing around talking when a 1LT said "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work." A Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work." Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work." They are all contemplating the conversation when a Master Sergeant walks by. The officers call the NCO over to ask his opinion. The Major says, "Excuse me Sergeant, we are having a discussion and would like your input." The 1LT says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. What is your opinion?" The Master Sergeant smiles and says:" Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted folks doing it for you.