Old Man & The Punk

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 19, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Old Man & The Punk

    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at him.

    The young man turned to him & said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
    "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."