The phone rings in the FBI office. "FBI" "Hey there, my neighbor Billy Bob... He's been storin' some illegal drugs inside some logs in his shed." "Thank you." The next day, the FBI show up and head straight for the shed. They find the aforementioned logs and begin to search for drugs. Eventually they break out the axes and just tear them apart, but find nothing. They go up to Billy Bob, swear at him, and leave. Moments later, the phone rings in Billy Bob's house. "Hello?" "Hey Billy Bob, did the FBI come?" "Yup" "Did they chop up yer firewood for ya?" "Yup" "Merry Christmas!"