Old Sailor

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 13, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    Old Sailor

    An old Sailor and an old Marine were sitting at the VFW arguing about who'd had the tougher career.

    "I did 30 years in the Corps," the Marine declared proudly, "and fought in three of my country's wars. Fresh out of boot camp I hit the beach at Okinawa, clawed my way up the blood-soaked sand, and eventually took out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade. "As a sergeant, I fought in Korea alongside General MacArthur. We pushed back the enemy inch by bloody inch all the way up to the Chinese border, always under a barrage of artillery and small arms fire. "Finally, as a gunny sergeant, I did three consecutive combat tours in Vietnam. We humped through the mud and razor grass for 14 hours a day, plagued by rain and mosquitoes, ducking under sniper fire all day and mortar fire all night. In a firefight, we'd fire until our arms ached and our guns were empty, then we'd charge the enemy with bayonets!"

    "Ah," said the Sailor with a dismissive wave of his hand, "lucky *******, all shore duty, huh?"
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Was that Klaus talking to that Marine? :p :D
     

  3. Klaus

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    Could have been, except I ain't old.
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

  5. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Sea duty ain't what it used to be. Try telling a 150lb female with PMS that she has to swab the head and showers! Ye'll be squintin' like ol' Popeye, after she pops ya one. :D
     
  6. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Would she be nicer to ya if ya rubbed her down with "Olive Oyl?":D
     
  7. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    She might rub you down with a one ton hammer.