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Ole and Lena

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 16, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Ole took Lena home with him and took off his shirt. Lena says, "Ole dat`s some
    chest you have dare."

    Ole says, "Lena, dat`s a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."

    Next he took off his pants.

    Lena says, "Ole dat`s nice calves you have dare."

    Ole says, "Lena dat`s a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."

    Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants and Lena screamed
    and ran out the door.

    Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her. Catching her Ole said,"Lena,viy
    did you run out like dat?"

    "Lena said," Vith all dat dynamite around, I taught it was going to explode ven
    I saw how short da fuse vas!