On Getting Old

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by SwedeSteve, Sep 18, 2010.

  1. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    You know you're getting old when you wear out the tops of your shoes before the bottoms !!
     
  2. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

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    You know your getting old when you wear out the seat of your pants from sitting all day.
     

  3. I resemble these, oh my...My arms seems to be getting shorter too :)
     
  4. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    You know you're getting old when your wife dusts you along with the furniture.
     
  5. bobvonb

    bobvonb G&G Evangelist

    I heard the best one of these down at the barber shop the other day.. you know your getting old when... uh, when... uh... dang it I forget what it was but it was good!
     
  6. big boomer

    big boomer G&G Enthusiast

    I wish you would stop talking about me like that. You know your getting old when you start to smell that way.
     
  7. waterdog

    waterdog G&G Enthusiast

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    You know your getting old ,when getting lucky, means you found your car in the Wal-mart parking lot
     
  8. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Funny ones all !! My real life realization that I was in fact getting old came when I switched from lace on boots to slip on shoes, LOL !! It's hard to lace up boots when you can't see your feet !!
     
  9. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    You know your getting old.

    When you think you have more patience.
    But it is actually, that you just don’t care anymore.
     
  10. Paul T

    Paul T G&G Newbie

    you know you're getting old when good urine flow is the highlight of your day
     
  11. bigbuddy21

    bigbuddy21 G&G Evangelist

    you know that your getting old when the inserts for your shoes cost more than the shoes do.
     
  12. shop tom

    shop tom G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    You know you're getting old when your kids say you smell like grandpa.

    tom
     
  13. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    You know you're getting old when you have to mow your lawn in sections over the course of 2 days.
     
  14. texnmidwest

    texnmidwest Sir Loin of Beef Forum Contributor

    You know you are gettin' old when your wife/girlfriend gives up sex for lent and you realize it in July.
     
  15. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Now THAT's old, LOL !! You know you're getting old when you need TWO reasons to go upstairs !!