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Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by SwedeSteve, Sep 18, 2010.
You know you're getting old when you wear out the tops of your shoes before the bottoms !!
You know your getting old when you wear out the seat of your pants from sitting all day.
I resemble these, oh my...My arms seems to be getting shorter too
You know you're getting old when your wife dusts you along with the furniture.
I heard the best one of these down at the barber shop the other day.. you know your getting old when... uh, when... uh... dang it I forget what it was but it was good!
I wish you would stop talking about me like that. You know your getting old when you start to smell that way.
You know your getting old ,when getting lucky, means you found your car in the Wal-mart parking lot
Funny ones all !! My real life realization that I was in fact getting old came when I switched from lace on boots to slip on shoes, LOL !! It's hard to lace up boots when you can't see your feet !!
You know your getting old.
When you think you have more patience.
But it is actually, that you just don’t care anymore.
you know you're getting old when good urine flow is the highlight of your day
you know that your getting old when the inserts for your shoes cost more than the shoes do.
You know you're getting old when your kids say you smell like grandpa.
You know you're getting old when you have to mow your lawn in sections over the course of 2 days.
You know you are gettin' old when your wife/girlfriend gives up sex for lent and you realize it in July.
Now THAT's old, LOL !! You know you're getting old when you need TWO reasons to go upstairs !!