On Trial

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 12, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    A prosecutor is questioning a man on trial for murder. The attorney says, "Did you kill the victim?" The defendant says, "No, I did not." The lawyer closes in on the suspect and asks, "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?" "Yes, I do," the accused man replies. "And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder."