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ON TRIAL
A prosecutor is questioning a man on trial for murder. The attorney says, "Did you kill the victim?" The defendant says, "No, I did not." The lawyer closes in on the suspect and asks, "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?" "Yes, I do," the accused man replies. "And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder."
 
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