Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Chris, Aug 4, 2002.

  1. Chris

    Chris G&G Evangelist Staff Member Forum Contributor

    A woman walks up to a priest and says to him, â€￾Father, i have a problem. My female parrots can only say one thing, and they say it all the time.â€￾

    “What do they say that is so terribleâ€￾, the priest asks.

    The only thing they say all day is:
    “Hi, we are prositutes. Wanna have some funâ€￾, the woman says.

    “Thats horribleâ€￾, the priest answers, “but i think i have the solution.
    “I have two male parrots who i taught the bible and they pray all day.Let us bring them together and they will help your parrots.â€￾

    The next day the woman brings her birds to the priest and the put them together with the males in a cage.
    The females starts right away with their talking, “Hi, we are prositutes. Wanna have some funâ€￾.

    One of the males looks up from his bible and says to his friend, “Brother, put down your bible, our prayers have been answered.â€￾

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    HA! Good one Chris, keep it up and you'll pass Doglips in posts!

  3. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

    Some of these jokes seem very familiar ... :)
  4. Chris

    Chris G&G Evangelist Staff Member Forum Contributor

    Looks like I better start searching for jokes, I dont want to post some someone else has posted, I just got a real kick outta these I saw today
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Don't worry about it.

    Don't worry about it. I laugh each time I read them again. If they're over a few days old only a few people will remember them anyway.

    Then there's those readers who have photographic memory and remember all the details...for life. That skill wasn't in my genes, though.

  6. Well almost a clean joke.