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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Chris, Aug 4, 2002.

  1. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

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    A woman walks up to a priest and says to him, â€￾Father, i have a problem. My female parrots can only say one thing, and they say it all the time.â€￾

    “What do they say that is so terribleâ€￾, the priest asks.

    The only thing they say all day is:
    “Hi, we are prositutes. Wanna have some funâ€￾, the woman says.

    “Thats horribleâ€￾, the priest answers, “but i think i have the solution.
    “I have two male parrots who i taught the bible and they pray all day.Let us bring them together and they will help your parrots.â€￾

    The next day the woman brings her birds to the priest and the put them together with the males in a cage.
    The females starts right away with their talking, “Hi, we are prositutes. Wanna have some funâ€￾.

    One of the males looks up from his bible and says to his friend, “Brother, put down your bible, our prayers have been answered.â€￾
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    HA! Good one Chris, keep it up and you'll pass Doglips in posts!
     

  3. Klaus

    Klaus G&G Newbie

    Some of these jokes seem very familiar ... :)
     
  4. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

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    Looks like I better start searching for jokes, I dont want to post some someone else has posted, I just got a real kick outta these I saw today
     
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Don't worry about it.

    Don't worry about it. I laugh each time I read them again. If they're over a few days old only a few people will remember them anyway.

    Then there's those readers who have photographic memory and remember all the details...for life. That skill wasn't in my genes, though.

    Oxford:nod: