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Pay the Man

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jul 12, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened
    from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was
    recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services.

    He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
    The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."

    The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

    He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

    The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are
    married to God!"

    The patient replies, "That's right! Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
    :nod: