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Paying Your Taxes

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 9, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Paying Your Taxes

    A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."
    "Thank God," returned Mr. Carr, "I thought you were going to want cash!"
     
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    They're always changing their minds about the tax rules. (ha)