PC Terms About Women 2

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 8, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    PC Terms About Women



    She does not:

    GET PMS

    She becomes:

    HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL





    She does not have:

    A KILLER BODY

    She is:

    TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE





    She is not:

    A BAD COOK

    She is:

    MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE





    She is not:

    A BAD DRIVER

    She is:

    AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED





    She is not a:

    PERFECT 10

    She is:

    NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR





    She is not:

    EASY

    She is:

    HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE





    She does not:

    HATE SPORTS ON TV

    She is:

    ATHLETICALLY BIASED





    She does not have:

    SEXY LIPS

    She is:

    COLLAGEN DEPENDENT





    She does not get:

    DRUNK

    She is:

    ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED





    You do not ask her:

    TO DANCE

    You request a:

    PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE





    She is not:

    A GOSSIP

    She is a:

    VERBAL TERMINATOR





    She does not:

    WORK OUT TOO MUCH

    She is an:

    ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER





    She does not have:

    A GREAT BUTT

    She is:

    GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS





    She is not:

    HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS

    She is:

    MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED





    She is not:

    COLD OR FRIGID

    She is:

    THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE





    She does not:

    WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP

    She is:

    COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED





    She does not have:

    GREAT CLEAVAGE (A GREAT RACK)

    Her breasts are:

    CENTRALLY LOCATED





    She will never:

    GAIN WEIGHT

    She will become:

    A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER





    She is not:

    A SCREAMER OR MOANER

    She is:

    VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE





    She does not:

    SHAVE HER LEGS

    She experiences:

    TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION





    She does not have:

    A HARD BODY

    She is:

    ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE





    She does not:

    SUN BATHE

    She experiences:

    SOLAR ENHANCEMENT





    Her breast will never:

    SAG

    They will:

    LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD





    She does not:

    SHOP TOO MUCH

    She is:

    OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS





    She does not:

    CUT YOU OFF

    She becomes:

    HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE





    She does not have:

    BIG HAIR

    She is:

    OVERLY AEROSOLED





    She does not:

    SNORE

    She is:

    NASALLY REPETITIVE





    She does not:

    GET DRUNK

    She becomes:

    VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    She is not:

    EASY

    She is:

    HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE :kinky: :right:
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    What??? Ya don't like my cat avatar???:D
     
  4. A little bit of kitty never hurt anybody.
     
  5. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I know all about that with my wifes 4 felines running around this place! They usually are what goes bump in the night around here!:assult: p.s. I like your support of Israel thing! :right:
     
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  6. NRA that's a lot of kitty running loose in the house. Good thing you keep your firearms unloaded--just guessing. Man as far as Israel goes I think it is the right thing to do. Thank you my friend.
    So where are the guitar dudes. I miss those guys.
     
  7. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Heres the Israeli band playing "Oy vey, those Palistinians are gonna pay".....:guitar: :guitar: :guitar: just for you pal!
     
  8. Where's the rock dudes. Thanks NRA.
    Those guys make me laugh and that is a good thing.:nod: :D
     
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