Penquin Joke

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Sep 24, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona (no really, he really was
    driving - penguins can really do that) and sees that the car's oil-pressure
    light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He
    drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He
    sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that
    something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream
    and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat
    with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas
    station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

    The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown
    a seal."

    "No, no, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."

  2. Man Oxford your getting hard up for humor. (ha)

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Alan C: Sometimes my supply is thin. I post them the way I get'em! (ha)