Personals

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received
    numerous calls.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
    I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
    woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
    cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

    Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the
    right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you
    get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and
    I'm yours.

    Call XXX-XXXX and ask for Daisy.


    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
    about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. :nod: :D