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Politically Correct Way to Speak About Women

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 28, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Politically Correct Way to Speak About Women
    Politically correct-speak

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

    2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

    3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

    5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

    6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

    8. She is not HORNY ! - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

    9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

    10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

    11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

    12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.