President Bush and the waitress

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Oct 20, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy Washington
    restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is young and
    very attractive.

    She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad." "Very
    good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do you want, Mr. President?"
    Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"

    Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I
    thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and
    morality. I'm sorry I voted for you." and with that, the waitress departed in a huff.

    Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche'.
    :D :nod:

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    At least its an honest mistake with THIS administration!

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    I never was good at saying those French words, but then again if I can't pronounce it I don't want to eat it.:D :nod: :hmmm: :right: