Procastinator's Creed!

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 5, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have
    been done already.
    2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or
    find excuses.
    3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of
    4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to
    the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from
    missing them.
    5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new
    technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve
    from my obligations.
    6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable
    regardless of the amount of time given.
    7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
    8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I
    decide to change my mind.
    9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step,
    and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
    10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about