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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 5, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Late one Friday night the policeman spotted
    a man driving very erratically through the
    streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over
    and asked him if he had been drinking that
    evening.

    "Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so
    me and the lads stopped by the pub where
    I had six or seven pints. And then there was
    something called "Happy Hour" and they
    served these mar-gar-itos which are quite
    good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had
    to drive me friend Mike home and O' course
    I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -
    couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped
    on the way home to get another bottle for
    later .." And the man fumbled around in his
    coat until he located his bottle of whiskey,
    which he held up for inspection.

    The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid
    I'll need you to step out of the car and take
    a breathalyzer test."

    Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye
    believe me?!"
     
  2. If a fella used that one I wonder if the cop would'nt let you off if he had a good sense of humour?
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Yeah right! Good luck next time! :cheer: :cop: