Questions and Answers...LOL

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Mooseman684, May 23, 2008.

  1. Mooseman684

    Mooseman684 G&G Newbie

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    *Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum*


    Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

    A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.


    Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.


    Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

    A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to Egypt.'


    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

    A: Tell him you're pregnant.


    Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?

    A: Take off your glasses.


    Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

    A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.


    Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


    Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

    A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


    Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

    A: On their foreheads.


    Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

    A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
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  2. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

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    I like the second and third one the best...I like a good laugh in the morning...!!! THANKS
     

  3. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Too funny !! Some real good ones there !
     
  4. texnmidwest

    texnmidwest Sir Loin of Beef Forum Contributor

    ROFL!!!! So very true!