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Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity.
Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs.
Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes.
Q) How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(A) None, they just sit there in the dark and *****.
Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q) Why are men and parking spaces alike?
(A) Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are
Q) Why do men want to marry virgins?
(A) They can't stand criticism.
Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring
and good looking?
(A) Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q) What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
(A) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
(A) The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
Q) Why does the bride always wear white?
(A) Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
Q) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your Mom.
Q) What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
(A) Say, "Nice Dick."
Q) Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
(A) Because they have cotton balls.
Q) What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
(A) A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Q) What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
(A) Beer Nuts are under $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Q) Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
(A) Mace will do that to you.
Q) Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
Q) Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
(A) Breasts don't have eyes.
Q) What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
(A) A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage, along with a recipe.
Q) What's the Cuban National Anthem?
(A) Row, row, row your boat.
Q) What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
(A) A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time. A Southern fairytale
begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.
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