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Questions & Answers that you've wondered about for a long time.

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
    (A) Nudity.
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    Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    (A) 45 lbs.
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    Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    (A) 45 minutes.
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    Q) How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
    (A) None, they just sit there in the dark and *****.
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    Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
    (A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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    Q) Why are men and parking spaces alike?
    (A) Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are
    disabled.
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    Q) Why do men want to marry virgins?
    (A) They can't stand criticism.
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    Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring
    and good looking?
    (A) Because those men already have boyfriends.
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    Q) What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    (A) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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    Q) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    (A) The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
    driving.
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    Q) Why does the bride always wear white?
    (A) Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
    refrigerator.
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    Q) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
    (A) Ask your Mom.
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    Q) What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
    (A) Say, "Nice Dick."
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    Q) Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
    (A) Because they have cotton balls.
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    Q) What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
    (A) A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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    Q) What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
    (A) Beer Nuts are under $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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    Q) Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    (A) Mace will do that to you.
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    Q) Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
    (A) Everyone has the same DNA.
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    Q) Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    (A) Breasts don't have eyes.
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    Q) What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
    (A) A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
    cage, along with a recipe.
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    Q) What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    (A) Row, row, row your boat.
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    Q) What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
    fairytale?
    (A) A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time. A Southern fairytale
    begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.
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