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Random Thoughts

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
    So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
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    Work fascinates me
    I can look at it for hours!
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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.
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    Random Thoughts:

    1. Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own
    pants.

    2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol
    content.

    3. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

    4. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said
    "Implants?"

    5. I don't do drugs anymore because I find I get the same effect just
    standing up fast.

    6. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

    7. I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

    8. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live
    with.

    9. I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a
    moaner.

    10. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    11. Practice does not make perfect but Perfect practice makes perfect.:D :nod: