Redneck Computer Lingo

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Redneck Computer Lingo
    "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
    "Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
    "Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
    "Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
    "Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
    "ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
    "Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
    "Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
    "Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
    "Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
    "LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
    "Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
    "bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
    "digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
    "packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.