RKBA One-Liners

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 20, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    A whole list of quoats some funny some thought provokeing...I liked this one...

    NRA Life Member JFK was shot by ACLU Member L.H. Oswald!

    RKBA One-Liners

    Posted for your cut-n-paste enjoyment in the spirit of Claire Wolfe's "Simon Jester" sticker idea. (If you haven't yet read "101 Things To Do 'til The Revolution", you're missing out!)
    Armed Women = Polite Men
    Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!
    When the govt. fears the people; that's liberty. When the people fear the govt.; that's tyranny!
    Weakness invites agression
    Happiness is a belt fed weapon!
    Ethnic Cleansing- Coming soon to a city or state near you, as soon as they get our guns!
    Those who give up a little freedom for a little security, WILL SOON LOSE BOTH AND DESERVE NEITHER!
    Guns are like tattoos, after the first one you will always want to get another.
    Nobody ever raped a .38
    Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.
    "It is better to die on my feet than to continue living on my knees. " - Emiliano Zapata
    Proud member of the vast, right-wing conspiracy.
    Banning guns to reduce crime is like banning sex to reduce rape.
    Think globally. Act locally. SHOOT BACK!
    Burglars, thieves, beware of flying objects!
    Gun control is being able to hit your target.
    An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a slave.
    Ban Guns! Make the streets safe for government tyranny!
    Gun laws are enforced at gunpoint.
    Our safety, which art in hollow points ... Hydra-Shok be thy name.
    1/2 of every stamp is for ammo.
    Colt: The original point and click interface.
    Another victory for Truth, Justice, and Automatic Weapons.
    My other auto is a Glock 21.
    If free speech includes topless dancing, why not carrying handguns?
    Will Work For Ammo.
    G = Guns, PG = Plenty of Guns, PG-13 = More than 12 guns...
    If you plan to rob someone, would YOU pick a car with an NRA sticker?
    Handgun Control Incorporated - America's Pro-Rapist Lobby
    Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
    Gunfighting Rule #1 - You must have a gun.
    Guns don't kill people, it's the bullets. Guns get them going faster.
    I want .50 cal machine guns as a factory option.
    I'm just here for moral support. Ignore the gun.
    If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
    If guns cause crime then video cameras cause porn!
    If guns cause crime, why are we arming police officers?
    Safe sex is wearing your .45 to bed.
    Law of Combat: Automatic weapons - aren't.
    Silence is the ultimate weapon of power.
    The best defense is to stay out of range.
    This country was FOUNDED by religious nuts with guns!
    Unknown to the Wicked Witch, the squirt gun was loaded.
    What this country needs is a good 5 dollar plasma weapon.
    Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons.
    But do you trust the government with fully-automatic assault rifles?
    Censorship: The reaction of the ignorant to freedom.
    Enslavement is like old age, it creeps up on you.
    If it saves just ONE life, enslaving you is worth it.
    It's not the bullets that kill you, it's the holes.
    Only Tyrants and Criminals need fear an armed citizen.
    Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
    You want to threaten my freedom, and you expect me to be nice?
    My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg ...
    If it can't overheat, it doesn't have enough firepower!
    "If someone comes to kill you, arise and kill him." The Talmud
    Never draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
    Incoming fire has the right-of-way.
    You want "knockdown power?" Get an M1A1!
    64,999,999 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
    An AR15 IS crime control.
    You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive!
    "Stop, or I'll say stop again." -- British Police
    911- Government sponsored Dial a Prayer.
    Guns cause crime like wet streets cause rain..
    "One man with a gun can control 100 without one." - Lenin
    America was created and preserved for 200 years by armed free men.
    Blaming the gun for murder is like blaming the typewriter for libel..
    Gun Control : Job Safety For Criminals.
    NRA Life Member JFK was shot by ACLU Member L.H. Oswald!
    Swords were given to men, that none might be slaves ...
    Gunpowder and alcohol DO mix - but it tastes awful.
    Guns don't kill people; massive tissue trauma does.
    Guns don't kill people...unless you throw it REAL hard.
    Happiness is a one inch pattern at 100 yards!
    I live in a quiet neighborhood, they use silencers.
    Those who beat their guns into plowshares'll plow for those who don't.
    Driver carries only $50 in ammunition.
    If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains! :p
  2. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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  3. Chris

    Chris G&G Evangelist Staff Member Forum Contributor

    Too much free time on your hands.

    But funny none the less.
  4. Logansdad

    Logansdad Guest

    Now where did I put my pesky bumper sticker printing press ?
  5. HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA those were awsome!!! i really needed that!

    i really liked.... "Only Tyrants and Criminals need fear an armed citizen"