Running bear

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Sniper[MI], Sep 22, 2002.

  1. Howdy,

    I was reminded today of a favorite of mine.

    Two guys are going hunting and one is wearing baseball cleats, the second fellow says,
    "Why you wearing those cleats?"

    The first fellow answers, "In case we get charged by a bear, I wanna get outta there quick."

    The second fellow says, "You dummy! You aint gonna outrun no bear in them shoes!"

    The first fellow says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you!"

    :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:
    :right: :right: :right: :right:
  2. tommy

    tommy G&G Enthusiast

    pretty good that about like that beer comercial when he squirts the honey on his friend.. whata buddy lol

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist


    That funny! Can't out run them or out climb them. It's best to just keep out of their way.(ha)
  4. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Know how you can tell a bear has been eating hikers?
    The little bells in the scatpile. :p