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Seaman with a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 19, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes
    that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

    "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.

    The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling
    me out, a shark bit my leg off."

    "Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"

    "Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my
    hand."

    "Incredible!" says the seaman. "How'd you get the eye patch?"


    "A sea gull **** in my eye," the pirate replies.

    "You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks.

    "Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook.":nod:
     
  2. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Arr! That were a funny one, Matey!