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Search For The Perfect Women

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by GrayHair, Apr 8, 2002.

  1. GrayHair

    GrayHair G&G Newbie

    An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-
    given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they
    could produce children beyond comparison.

    With that as his mission he began searching for the
    perfect woman.

    After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the
    east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter
    he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous
    daughters that positively took his breath away.

    So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
    permission to marry one of them.

    The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get
    married, so you came to the right place. Look them over
    and select the one you want."

    The man dated the first daughter.

    The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

    "Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that
    you can hardly notice, pigeon-toed."

    The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the
    other girls; so the man went out with the second
    daughter.

    The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

    "Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not
    that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."

    The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to
    see if things might be better.

    So he did.

    The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's
    perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

    So they were wed right away.

    Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the
    nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most
    pathetic human you can imagine.

    He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
    could happen considering the parents.

    "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit,
    not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met
    her." :D :D :D
     
  2. Good one.....good one.....GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!