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Setting the Tone

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Sniper[MI], Aug 14, 2002.

  1. Howdy,

    Note really a joke per se, but I have found a great way to keep your neighbors at arms length and your family wondering......

    We just bought our house, the other day the new phone book arrived.

    So,

    I grabbed the new phone book, ran out into the front yard and began jumping around. Actually I re enacted the scene from "The Jerk" about the new phone books being here.

    Although I am not Steve Martin (I look more like a furry John Candy), I think it was a fairly convincing performance.......

    I later told my wife that she said, "I do," of her own free will!

    Remember to :wave: wave to the neighbors!
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Ha! Your the kind of neighbor I'd love to have! We'd get along great!!! :D :nod: :) :p
     

  3. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    Where exactly was your wife during this scene?
     
  4. Klaus

    Klaus G&G Newbie

    Steve Martin is great in movies when he is trying to be funny. Robin Williams is the opposite.
     
  5. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    You think maybe the neighbors now put the local PD on Speed Dial? ;-)
     
  6. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Jerry: That was funny. Now why don't you come to my neighborhood and take care of my neighbor's barking dog about 3 a.m. The dog thinks he's supposed to bark at and then kill every squirrel in this neighborhood. Got any solutions?
    Oxford:D :nod: