Clinton and Bush walk into a barber shop for a shave and a haircut. After Clinton's shave the barber asks him if he would like some aftershave. Clinton says "No thanks. My wife will think I smell like the inside of a whorehouse". So the barber skips the aftershave. Then President Bush takes his turn and after his shave the barber asks him if he would like some aftershave. Bush thinks for a moment and then says...." Sure, go ahead. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like".