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Shave and a shine

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 9, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's
    chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The
    barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight
    edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most
    beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and
    began to shine his shoes.

    The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and
    spend some time in a hotel room."

    She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

    The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll
    pay you the difference."
    She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you.":nod: