She thinks I am God (July 07, 2002) Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them. The first guy said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she wonâ€™t let me do any work around the house. Itâ€™s incredible." The second guy says, "Thatâ€™s nothing. My wife thinks Iâ€™m God." "She thinks youâ€™re God? What makes you say that?" "Easy. Every night she places a burnt offering before me."