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Signs You Have a Hangover

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 11, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Signs You Have a Hangover


    You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
    Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
    Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
    You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
    You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
    You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
    The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
    All day long your motto is, "Never again."
    You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
    Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I always try to drive the porceline bus, but it just sits there!
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Your eyeballs look like they have the main highways marked clearly in red.
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Yeah, I knew it was wrong but didn't care. Ya got me this time a.c.
     
  5. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    You get religion when you're hungover - praying on your knees at the Porcelain Altar.
    Back in the Navy, my buddy's van was christened "The Chunkwagon!" We sold a few "Buicks to Ralph."
     
  6. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Ya wake up and would rather chew your own arm off than wake up whats laying on it!? :eek: ;)
     
  7. Hum-- Coyote ugly. Joe remember--doughtful.
     
  8. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

  9. Hey jerry -- blackened pork chop hummmm.
     
  10. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    With a nice warm sidedish of pus! mmm,mmm,thats good eatin' :throwup:
     
  11. Humm -- now who is the wind bag?
     
  12. Joe that was disgusting.--Now that's sand bagging.