Signs you're showing way too much 90's mentality * Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food bags out of the back seat of your car. * Your reason for not staying in better touch with your family is that they don't have E-mail addresses. * Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your bookmarks. * You have a "to do" list that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks -- and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off. * You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents. * Standard pick-up lines now include references to liquid assets and capital gains. * You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. * You refer to your dining room table as "the flat filing cabinet." * Your idea of being organized is multiple colored sticky notes. * Your grocery list has been on the front of your fridge so long some of the products don't even exist any longer. * You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on how to improve their production and marketing processes. * You get all excited when it's Saturday -- and that just means you can wear your sweats to work. * You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as "deliverables." * You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what it is you do for a living. * You typically eat out of vending machines, and at the most expensive restaurant in the city, within the same week. * You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are standard and acceptable English phrases. * You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next-door neighbors. * You ask your friends to, "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans. * You think Einstein would have been more effective if he put his ideas into matrix. * You think a "half day" means leaving at 5 o'clock. * You hear most of your jokes via E-mail instead of in person.