Six bits.

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Capt'n Mil Coll, May 13, 2008.

  1. A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
    can get a haircut?"

    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."

    The guy left.

    A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door
    and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

    The guy left.

    A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How
    long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."

    The guy left.

    The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
    Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he
    has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

    A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
    The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

    Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
     
  2. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

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    :chairfall: That was a good one...Just remember if the wifes not happy no ones going to be happy......:09:
     

  3. LOL ^ very true with moms to!
     
  4. rondog

    rondog G&G Evangelist

    Man sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, "Bob Peters here?"

    Barber replies, "no sir, we just cut hair".