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Sixth grade science teacher

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 2, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me
    which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"

    Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.

    "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times
    its usual size when stimulated?"

    Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question?
    I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
    who will have you fired!"

    Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asked the class
    the question again and this time Sam raised his hand. "Yes, Sam?"

    "Mr. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."

    "Very good, Sam. Thank you."

    Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to
    tell you:

    First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a
    dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly
    disappointed."
     
  2. SPOCAHP ANAR

    SPOCAHP ANAR G&G Enthusiast

    Uh huh

    Speak for yourself Doglips!