Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Apr 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be
    her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit
    down and begin eating a fine meal.

    The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness
    and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
    Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out
    a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.

    Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
    looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and
    said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

    The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

    A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
    time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

    The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

    Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".

    A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't
    even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once
    again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy,
    get away from her before she sxxts on you!"
  2. tommy

    tommy G&G Enthusiast