So you want to be an Arab?

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Apr 15, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to
    commit suicide.

    Let's see now:

    No booze.
    No bars.
    No television.
    No Internet.
    No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties. (Actually, no tailgates.)
    No Hooters.
    No meat from a pig
    Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy insight.
    Ever try to fish at an oasis?
    Rags for clothes and hats.
    Eating only with your right hand cause you are to wipe only with your
    left. (Like life isn't complicated enough already).
    Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no
    No music
    No radio
    You can't shave
    You can't shower
    Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
    Your bride is picked by someone else.
    Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    Who wouldn't go for it?
  2. JohnD

    JohnD Guest

    Yep it is no wonder that people are willing to die when they have nothing to lose. People who have nothing to lose are the most dangerous people because they will have no respect for the law even if they penalty for getting caught is death.

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist


    Except for unfortunate circumstances of where they were born, most Arabs are locked into the blind mindset that death by suicide makes them a martyr.

  4. amadeus77

    amadeus77 Guest

  5. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Sounds like what my Marine Corps Recruiter promissed me...well the part about 72 virgins when I arrived at Parriss Island any way...
  6. taras

    taras Guest

    True, If you have nothing to live for and are promised so much if you die for your belief, why not. This will and does create a dangerous mind set, and it happens everywhere. What about the gang way of thinking?
    I'll save those opinions for another forum, this ones supposed to be funny.