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Some New Definitions of Common Words

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 27, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Some New Definitions of Common Words
    For You To Ponder!

    Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

    Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

    Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

    Rumour : News that travels at the speed of sound.

    Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

    Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

    Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

    Father : An Automatic Teller Machine provided by nature.

    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

    Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Optimist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.