Some New Definitions of Common Words For You To Ponder! Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Rumour : News that travels at the speed of sound. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master. Father : An Automatic Teller Machine provided by nature. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Optimist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.