Some things in life are certain.

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking
    man in his late 40s or early 50s.

    "Can I help you?" she asked.

    "I want to see Natalie" the man replied.

    "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone
    else." said the Madam.

    "No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply.

    Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.
    Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred-dollar bills and gave them to
    Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

    The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
    explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row too expensive - and
    there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the
    money, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

    The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had
    come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After
    their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in
    a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

    The man replied, "Minnesota."

    "Really" she said. "I have family in Minnesota."

    "I know", the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked
    me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

    The moral of the story is - Some things in life are certain:

    1. Taxes
    2. Death
    3. Being screwed by a lawyer
    :nod: :D

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