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Spanish Cuisine

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 26, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A tourist travelling in Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While
    sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served? It looks and smells wonderful."

    The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

    The tourist, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

    The next morning, the tourist returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

    ;)
     
    Last edited: Jun 26, 2002
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Ay carumba! :throwup:
     

  3. Oxford you are one of a kind. It made me laugh!!!!
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    tacky,very tacky...I LOVE IT! :guitar: