State Motto's

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 2, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest


    Alabama: Sisters Make Good Wives or At Least We're not Mississippi

    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

    Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

    Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

    California: As Seen on TV

    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

    Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

    Florida: Drugs-R-Us or Ask Us About Our Grandkids

    Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not.. But The Potatoes sure are real good

    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware

    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

    Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

    Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"

    Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

    Montana: Sheep Make Good Wives Too or Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else

    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada: Whores and Poker!

    New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

    North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

    North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!

    Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan

    Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing

    Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee: The Educashun State

    Texas: YEE HAWWWWW! or Si Hablo Ing les (Yes, I speak English)

    Utah: Olympics and Scandal or Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont: Yep

    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington: Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackards

    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!

    Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die or Come Cut Our Cheese

    Wyoming: Wynot?
  2. Tober

    Tober Firearm Aficionado Forum Contributor

    North Carolina's should be : Tobacco, the other white meat...

    I was rolling when I read Kentucky, but thought it should be for West Virginia

  3. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Those for Florida are more for the southern part of the state. The northern part is loaded with state employees from other states. Up here, we had no problem with our voting. Local saying: A Yankee comes and visits, then goes home. A D*** Yankee comes down and stays. Still, it ain't hard to find some little towns hereabouts that look like something out of "Deliverence". Y'all ever heard of Shadeville or Two Egg?
    Hosford finally hit the big time. Replaced their flashing yellow traffic light with a red-yellow-green type. And yes, gators have right-of-way.
  4. squirrelsniper

    squirrelsniper Guest

    Someone got their facts wrong about the number of last names in Kentucky, there's actually 16 different last names.:D
  5. Jack O

    Jack O Guest

    As for Alabama you have yourself a mis-quote it should read "Nothin says lovin like marrian your cousin" You boys have a good day now ya'hear.