State Of Georgia Drivers License Application

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  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    STATE OF GEORGIA DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION

    Last name: ________________
    (Check appropriate box)
    First name: First name:
    |_| Billy-Bob |_| Bobby-Sue
    |_| Billy-Joe |_| Bobby-Jo
    |_| Billy-Ray |_| Bobby-Ann
    |_| Billy-Sue |_| Bobby-Lee
    |_| Billy-Mae |_| Bobby-Ellen
    |_| Billy-Jack |_| Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

    Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
    Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
    Occupation:
    |_| Farmer |_| Mechanic |_| Hair Dresser |_| Waitress
    |_| Un-employed |_| Dirty Politician

    Spouse's Name: __________________________
    2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
    3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
    Lover's Name: __________________________
    2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

    Relationship with spouse:
    |_| Sister |_| Aunt |_| Brother
    |_| Uncle |_| Mother |_| Son
    |_| Father |_| Daughter |_| Cousin
    |_| Pet

    Number of children living in household: ___
    Number of children living in shed: ___
    Number that are yours: ___

    Mother's Name: _______________________
    Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
    Do you |_| own or |_| rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

    ___ Total number of vehicles you own
    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
    Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck ____ kitchen
    ____ bedroom ____ bathroom
    ____ shed

    Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
    Do you have a gun rack?
    |_| Yes |_| No; If no, please explain:
    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    |_| The National Enquirer |_| The Globe
    |_| TV Guide |_| Soap Opera Digest
    |_| Rifle and Shotgun

    Number of times you've seen a UFO___
    Number of times you've seen Elvis____
    Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
    How often do you bathe:
    |_| Weekly
    |_| Monthly
    |_| Not Applicable

    Color of teeth:
    |_| Yellow |_| Brownish-Yellow |_| Brown |_| Black |_| N/A
    How many?

    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: |_| Red-Man

    How far is your home from a paved road?
    |_| 1 mile
    |_| 2 miles
    |_| don't know
     
  2. jerry

    jerry Since 03-15- 2002 Forum Contributor

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    HEY! I have kin in Ga.


    That fits 'em to a tee! :D
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    I have a relative from Ft. Smith AR whose name is Betty Lou. You're missing a lot of other names on that first question. (ha) The other questions seem appropriate enough except nothing was said about jalopy car racing or coon hunting. Oh well... can't cover everything on an application.(ha)

    Very funny post.:D :D
     
  4. Doglips

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    Just cut and past them..dont type them...if I did ya'll could not read them duew to spelling errors....:) Actualy I find a lot of the same jokes..just with diffrent state names....polaticians names and the like....kinda get recycled....