Stop sucking your thumb

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by mike63, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. mike63

    mike63 G&G Addict

    There was a little boy that kept sucking his thumb. He sucked his thumb all day, and all night. One day the boys father told him, if you don't stop sucking your thumb your stomach will swell up big, and fat, and stay that way for ever.
    Well, this scared the boy and he stopped. A few days latter the father took his son to the park, where the boy saw a young pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The father watched as the little boy walked over to the woman, rubbed her stomach, and with a big grin on his face said,
    I know what you've been doing.

    Our paster told this one last Sunday morning during services. After he told it, it was obvious he could taste his own feet.
  2. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Ha-Ha !! Would of liked to have been there.